whats up whats up ms tasty

ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

(via laughcentre)

iknowasecretplacethatwecango:

2cc48a:

I wonder how many people have fallen in love with me at stop lights or in the grocery store or passing me by in the street

None

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana
humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

comic-chick:

hipnerd:

This is the same man.

I think about this a lot.
comic-chick:

hipnerd:

This is the same man.

I think about this a lot.

comic-chick:

hipnerd:

This is the same man.

I think about this a lot.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.
schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.
schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

(via nellfoxface)

me everyday 

(via laribeeast)

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

(via nippiminaj)

firew0lves:

deadlyincantations:

darnni:

I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework

this is literally my life

how can this be so accurate

(via goodlifequote)

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